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May 14, 2012 / hippiechickamblings

You Are What You Wear?

Maw: Honey, I wish you’d stop wearing them pants. It’s a sin. The Bible says so. You need to get saved and stop wearing them things.

Me: The Bible says that it’s a sin to wear pants? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that.

Maw: Oh, yeah, it’s in Leviticus, plain as day, Honey. It’s an abomination for women to wear men’s clothes. Things like that will send your soul to hell.

Me: Well, Maw, but I don’t wear men’s clothes. The pants I wear are for women. It even says so on the label. Anyway, I think God has nore important things to worry about than whether or not I’ve got pants on.

Maw: Oh, yes He does worry about it, too. He wants His children to dress right, and that means women don’t wear no pants.

Me: Well, I guess he has a problem with transvestites, for sure.

Maw: Trans-who?

Me: Transvestites. Men who dress in women’s clothes.

Maw: Get away from here!

Me: No, it’s true. Haven’t you heard of them? Some men feel like they should’ve been born as a woman, and they dress in women’s clothes.

Maw: I said, get away from here!

Me: Yeah, they wear dresses and pretty shoes, and the whole nine yards.

Maw: Well, Brother, if that don’t beat all. Bet that looks awful silly, with them hairy legs all hanging out.

Me: Some of them look nice…better than a lot of women.

Maw: Well, I sure hope none of them comes to our church.

Me: Why not? Don’t you think God can love them same as the rest of us?

Maw: It ain’t God I’m worried about. I don’t think the preacher could figure it out.

Me: You don’t think he’s smart?

Maw: Oh, he’s right smart.  But if he needed one of them trans-people to sing or testify, by the time he figured out if he should call them “Brother Jones” or “Sister Jones,” service would be over.


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  1. Wonnie / May 23 2012 8:20 am

    Okay, i didn’t know that that laughter could make ones tummy hurt so badly! I wish I could have know your ‘Maw”, I’m sure shw was a treasurer!

    • hippiechickamblings / May 23 2012 1:00 pm

      Yeah, she was the kind of treasure that had she been in a chest of booty found by Blackbeard, he may have thrown the chest overboard…too much treasure trouble!

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